(Photo By: ABlazeofD)
We don’t normally write headlines that belong more appropriately on The Onion, but we just couldn’t resist the story behind this one!
On YouTube there are dozens, if not hundreds of videos dedicated to people who have posted videos of Sybians, or at least have them in the title! They range from weird music videos to just more Howard Stern footage shot off a television with a low-grade 90’s era Nokia phone. Whenever we find a video like this, we do our due diligence on it. Who’s in it, where do they come from, why did they do the video in the first place?
Today we found a video from ABlazeofD that shows a girl named “Charley Coxxx”, not to be confused with Charlie Cox from the new Daredevil series. The XXX in the name is a little on the nose, but we’ll forgive that! After an exhaustive search of Google, all we could find of her was a video of her drinking I Love Vagina Vodka. Boy, that sounds “tasty.” This of course led us down yet another rabbit hole, from which we never really emerged. All we can do is wonder, what happened to Charley Coxxx? Was the Sybian ride too much? Did the vodka in the second video do her in completely? The world may never know…
If you happen to know the whereabouts of Charley Coxxx, the origin of her name or even if she actually does exist and isn’t merely just a figment of our collective imagination, we implore you to comment on this page or send us an email.
And to the YouTube commenter Chris F. who wrote “anyone know where i could get her used sybian? i want to lick and sniff it!!” You really need to get some serious help. We didn’t list your full name here, but it’s on YouTube. You may want to think twice before publishing such classic comments to the web!
So without further delay, but with all kinds of WTF!? We proudly present Charley Coxxx or is it CoXXX? riding a Sybian at a flea market.