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Dating in Los Angeles sucks! Between the men who post old pictures and the ones that get grabby in the first five minutes, it’s a jungle out there.
So what’s the solution? Read on for our remedy to bad dating in LA…
10)Dudes can be sketchy
We all know how hit-and-miss dating can be at times. Men can be weird the world over, and finding the right one can be downright impossible. Between running background checks, having a friend come with you to vet the new guy and a myriad of other safety concerns, the whole experience can be dicey at best.
9)Waxing not necessary
Sometimes it’s winter, sometimes you’re feeling lazy, whatever the reason, getting your legs and other fun areas in shape can be a monumental pain (literally). So why bother? Our machine won’t judge, promise!
8)Hair, Schmair
Who needs to spend as much as a hundred bucks on a blow out that’s not going to last a week, when you can spend that money on a night of endless orgasms.
7)Bad Thai
Do we really need to explain?
6)Going Dutch
Splitting the check can be expensive. In cities like Los Angeles dinner and drinks can end up being well over a hundred dollars, not to mention that awkward back-and-forth about why you want to pay and what he thinks he’ll get if her does.
5)Drinking and Driving
The “hip” places to go out are ALWAYS far away from where you live. Even if they ARE nearby, you’re probably already sick of them and ready for a change. So why gamble with a DUI nightmare that will cause you to spend at least sixteen-thousands of dollars in fees and a felony on your record?
4)What to wear
There is NOTHING in your closet that looks good, you feel fat, you feel bloated, and on, and on. The excuses are endless. Buying just the right outfit will often require a day of shopping (yeah, that can be fun), but it can also wind up costing you a nice chunk of your paycheck too. Who needs that!
3)Convenience
You get to stay home and don’t have to go anywhere! We arrive promptly according to your appointment time, setup the machine and explain how to operate it. You don’t have to set one foot outside your home.
2)Entertainment
No need to debate the merits of the newest rom-com over some piece of sci-fi crap. At the end of the night you won’t be asking for the last three hours of your life back or wishing you had picked differently. You can watch whatever you want with our machine. “Fifty Shades” anyone?
And the Number One reason Sybian riding is better than dating in Los Angeles:
1)Endless Orgasms
We all know men are great at sex, unfortunately they’re not necessarily the best at the big O. The Sybian machine delivers endless orgasms on demand, no ego stroking necessary!